Welcome to the Lore Hole.
You weren’t supposed to find this.
This isn’t a blog. It’s a leak. A slow, pulsing rupture in the membrane between dimensions.
QuickBurn Media doesn’t create content. We document the drip.
These commercials? These “parodies”?
They’re real — in a version of reality just crooked enough to function.
What you’re seeing isn’t satire.
It’s surveillance footage.
Our job is simple:
Catch the signal. Package it for your world. Hope the firewall holds.
Good luck.