WARNING: Unauthorized Transmission Ahead
These are not ads.
They look like ads.
But they weren’t paid for. They weren’t sanctioned. They weren’t even meant for this timeline.
Welcome to QuickBurn Signal Breaks — the disinformation leak we couldn’t contain.
Here you’ll find intercepted commercials for fake pills, corrupt charities, cursed snack foods, and weaponized consumer products.
We tried to scrub them. We really did.
But the algorithm kept resurrecting them.
So now they live here.
Watch carefully. There are messages buried in the static.